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My friend is charging everyone $80 to attend her 30th birthday party. She says it’s to cover the open bar. Is it rude to not go?

Market Watch August 31, 2026 · 1:58 pm Read Original
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My friend is charging everyone $80 to attend her 30th birthday party. She says it’s to cover the open bar. Is it rude to not go?

“I think she would take it personally if I didn’t attend.”

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Published Aug 31, 2026 · 1:58 pm
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