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If you can’t beat the market, you’d better hope it tanks

Market Watch February 26, 2026 · 4:39 pm Read Original
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If you can’t beat the market, you’d better hope it tanks

Investment professionals rarely outperform in a bull market. If you want stock picking to pay off, you’re essentially rooting for a crash.

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Source Market Watch
Published Feb 26, 2026 · 4:39 pm
Article ID c3o6mse
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Pessimistic -20.3
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If you can’t beat the market, you’d better hope it tanks
Investment professionals rarely outperform in a bull market. If you want stock picking to pay off, you’re essentially rooting for a crash.
Market Watch • Feb 26, 2026 • Found on Glideslope.ai
Post hash: c3o6mse • glideslope.ai/post/c3o6mse
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