Pete Hegseth Once Laughed Off the Pentagon Pizza Theory — Now the Delivery Surge Is Back
Strong Bullish
88.5
On Monday, an online account that tracks pizza traffic near the Pentagon drew attention after reporting unusually high activity at a nearby Papa John’s — months after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth joked about manipulating such signals.
Unusual Pizza Traffic Near The Pentagon Raises Eyebrows
Pentagon Pizza Report posted multiple updates on X, noting that the Papa John’s closest to the Pentagon was experiencing "higher than usual" traffic for several hours, beginning early afternoon and continuing into the evening.
Update: The Papa Johns closest to the Pentagon continues to have higher than usual traffic. As of 7:10pm ET pic.twitter.com/6EgVze5qpU
— Pentagon Pizza Report (@PenPizzaReport) February 24, 2026
The account tracks Google Maps’ "popular times" data at pizzerias near major mil
Unusual Pizza Traffic Near The Pentagon Raises Eyebrows
Pentagon Pizza Report posted multiple updates on X, noting that the Papa John’s closest to the Pentagon was experiencing "higher than usual" traffic for several hours, beginning early afternoon and continuing into the evening.
Update: The Papa Johns closest to the Pentagon continues to have higher than usual traffic. As of 7:10pm ET pic.twitter.com/6EgVze5qpU
— Pentagon Pizza Report (@PenPizzaReport) February 24, 2026
The account tracks Google Maps’ "popular times" data at pizzerias near major mil
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